Archive for May, 2007

What makes people English? Many people claim it is a cultural thing and many others claim it is an ethnic thing. But it is not just that. Just as every nation has its stereotypes (Roman noses for Italians, blonde hair for Germans, big stomachs for Americans) every nation has its purely civic definition of nationality.

So if you don’t have, for example, a Lancashire accent, if you’re not white, if you’re not an agnostic Christian, if you don’t think pantomime is the purest form of comedy, you are still English.

But no-one’s told the (typically useless) Home Office that. They thought that someone with a Lancashire accent, a Blackburn birth certificate and a European Union, United Kingdom passport was more than likely Pakistani. You can see why: they had a Lancashire accent and everyone knows that’s the one you learn when you join Pakistani spy school; they had a British passport, and we all know how trustworthy government databases and identity-verification documents are… So why not think that?

But then thinking that someone’s from a different country is a bit different to trying to deport them. Worse, imrprisoning them for two months while you try to find evidence that said English person is actually Pakistani.

I think the Guardian, in their low-key article a couple of months ago has done an injustice to this story. If we cannot trust our governors in this case not to abuse their powers when it comes to depriving people of their liberty, why do we entrust them with so much power?

And if this was an isolated case it would be slightly more tolerable, but the Guardian reassures us that it is not!

I have just one question: Why did the Guardian say “British Asian”? Surely the fact that he was British was key? The British Asian label is as bad as saying ‘nigger’ in my opinion. The relevance is clearly there — and could be highlighted in the story — but the fundamental point of this whole story is that the government is imprisoning its own people without justification.

The fact that his parents (or, by the “British Asian” definition that, frankly, the BNP would be pleased with, any one of his earlier ancestors) were Pakistani must not take away any of the horror or shock that any reader of that article should feel.


What are you afraid of?

Gay Rights March descends into violence in Moscow.

I just don’t understand how people can find such hatred in themselves and I don’t understand what motivates them, even with that hatred, to go out onto the streets.

In this country, we don’t even have full democracy and the people aren’t motivated onto the streets…


Without the usual, “Why can’t we all just live in peace” naivete:


During the next month or two I am:

So you can expect the number of posts to decrease possibly. My last post, though, is longer than normal and more carefully thought through so maybe that will sustain things?

You may be wondering why I mentioned the mobile phone. The truth is I phoned Vodafone intending to cut my bills. While they did that (without any persuasion at all) they also offered me a new phone for no cost. Madness! Try it yourself and let me know of your success.


I think it is time for a summary of the progress we have made towards the fascist state. Note I don’t think we’re quite there yet, but the apparatus is definitely coming along nicely.

First there were CCTV cameras. The UK now has more cameras per head than anywhere else in the world and, as it happens, we have held that record for quite some time now. As with most of the points I shall make in this post, this in and of itself is not a problem. So long as the state can be trusted to pass laws that are in the common interest and, simultaneously, do not subject minorities to the tyranny of the majority, CCTV does not pose a serious problem to liberty.

More recently, and in the name of terrorism prevention, Labour decided it was acceptable to imprison foreign nationals without trial because a secretive part of the government claims to have ‘evidence’ against them. For reasons that I admit appear sensible, the security services (as they are euphemistically called) are unwilling to reveal the evidence: it would give away how they gained it. But that said, there can never (ever) be justification for those who govern us to imprison people without trial.

Imprisonment without trial is only one step away from imprisoning political opponents. Who could claim differently if the Home Office decided that I, or anyone else who had ever criticised the government, was an enemy of the state? Without a trial anyone can be put ‘out of harm’s way’. At the last election the LibDems claimed that their policy of allowing the vote to prisoners was an angle of attack against this very problem writ small. But their policy included those found guilty and imprisoned by their peers: in jury trial.

But jury trial is no longer guaranteed. Again for good reasons, the state considers that lay juries cannot understand the complexity of a fraud trial. I am told this is true and that there have been people against whom the evidence was overwhelming that were acquitted because the jury was confused. The trouble, again, is that the state only need convince the people once that juries don’t work for subsequent erosion of the right to trial by jury to be a whole lot easier. Each time we accept an erosion of our freedom we accept that that erosion will continue.

I have probably said it before, but I think it’s worth repeating: The Freedom of Information Act (FoI), as described, is an oxymoron. Like the Human Rights Act, the FoI is guaranteeing something that, by convention, had been assumed. The Human Rights Act was the first law that told people what they may do, rather than assuming that everything not written into law was allowed by omission. It has been said (by people more eloquent than me) that this is the first sign of a government that is out of control. Giving people ‘rights’ or specific access to ‘information’ implies that there is some need to safeguard those rights.

On the 18 May this year MPs voted on an amendment to the Freedom of Information Act to stop it applying to those we entrust our governance to. Link. Only 12% of Conservative MPs voted on this Bill even though it was raised by one of their number, but that doesn’t excuse them. The only serious party of opposition, the only party that could replace Labour is tacitly supporting the erosion of our liberty and access to information about those who govern for us.

In the future we will have ID cards. This card, which will be the key to access to all parts of modern life, will be a single switch with which the government can erase you. How simple would it be for a future government to introduce ‘bugs’ to the system so that political dissidents’ cards stop working before elections, or before an important protest near the Houses of Parliament?

But the truth is we don’t really need these cards. Already by 2002 most people were captured on CCTV more than 300 times a day. As technology improves these cameras will be able to recognise you. How simple would it be to record the identity of every person who passes by a state-owned CCTV camera so that their whereabouts can be known in case of an accident or crime? If the State knows where you are the entire time, then a government with the less-than-honourable motives would be able to stop you from protesting etc.

Let’s not forget, either, than the Houses of Parliament are already a no-protest zone. The Tiananmen Square of England is the very heart of democracy.

The internet, though, is the surprising end to this list. The internet has grown organically and is not a tool created by governments to bring about some control. This network which allows people around the world to communicate, even with those they have never met before, is a relatively new thing. Just ten years ago most people had no idea what the internet was and virtually no-one relied upon it.

Now many political groups use the internet almost exclusively. Some groups never meet in person. Other groups rely on the internet to organise themselves and would be severely weakened without access to it. So it is important to note how much power the state has over these communication networks.

The Labour government’s fascist Control Orders, which are the latest way of imprisoning people without trial, allow the State to restrict your access to all modern communication methods including the internet. Whether or not you believe in the threat supposedly posed by Echelon, Control Orders allow the State to restrict your access to communication.

In a future where our ability to move about, protest government actions, vote or even communicate can be controlled so easily, we should be building safeguards. Our constitution should be shoring up the right to trial by jury, it should be turning off London’s Congestion Charge cameras outside of operation and private companies should not be required to hand over information about people who have not committed a crime.

It is so very easy, when discussing Civil Liberties, to sound like one of the tin-foil hat brigade, but the dangers are tangible and, aside from getting the wrong party, V for Vendetta is not so unlikely as we’d like to think.


The following message came up on HP’s website while using Internet Explorer 7 on 32 bit Windows Vista:

Unsupported Operating System or Browser
Currently, the HP Scanjet Check works only on computers running Windows Vista 32-bit or Windows XP 32-bit operating systems, and that use Microsoft Internet Explorer 7.0

Clever HP.


Apparently the government is considering stopping providing gluten free food on prescription. No doubt this would be spun as ‘reform’ again.

The prohibitive cost of gluten free food would leave the vast majority of people suffering Coeliac Disease eating non-nutritious diets and threatening their own health and, so, future costs to the NHS (cancer, osteoperosis etc.)

A member of the Coeliac Disease Support Group has put up a petition on the largely-ignored Number 10 website and I ask that you sign and distribute this as widely as possible:

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/coeliacs-disease/

More on coeliac disease can be found here: www.coeliac.org.uk


I was distressed multiple times today when watching my recording of the Daily Politics.

I was first distressed with how much I agreed (again) with Frank Field. Could it be that Frank is more Conservative and reasonable that Mr Cameron?!

Then I was distressed by the other guest (Charlie Whelan) who turned suddenly nasty when asked to comment on Mr Field’s position. Political correctness and a naive determination that Labour voters will not mind their lower-paid jobs being made lower paid by, admittedly hard-working, immigrants from the new EU member states.

Freedom of movement is an important aspect of the European Union and I firmly believe that some of the repurcussions on the newer member states’ economies should have been considered before membership was granted. How can the urban, never mind rural, economies in Romania, Poland and Bulgaria survive with such numbers leaving?

But we cannot go over what might have been and hope to come out of it other than frustrated.

What have we learnt?

Probably, most importantly, that poor countries need to be helped by western nations before we offer them the mixed blessing that is EU membership. In fact, as EU membership is so attractive for the likes of Romania because of the assistance they are given for infrastructure improvements, why not make those donations of assistance so that the quality of life differential is not so massive by the time the barriers to movement are taken away?

The humane thing to do with the likes of Turkey and Croatia and Macedonia is to give them the assistance and representation etc. that any other EU country has without providing them with the crippling effect that is freedom of movement (it could be termed “freedom to lose your most productive citizens”).


I went, unfortunately, to Worthing Hospital’s Accident and Emergency last night. Don’t worry, everyone’s fine.

We went there for what eventually turned out to be a five minute consultation. We waited for three hours (a little over, but three hours doesn’t need exaggerating). Everyone in there was reasonably good natured but there was a definite sense that things weren’t being run well.

For all the will in the world, a well-funded, working health system would not leave people waiting for three hours in the evening to see a doctor to be told that the injury is superficial and will pass. No.

What should happen is that people walk in, are seen, and then leave. It cannot be unusual to have long waiting times in A&E so it cannot be a surprise to those allocating resources and should indicate that the funding being made available is insufficient.

Perhaps some of the money spent on “Don’t abuse our staff” posters could be saved by employing an extra medical professional or two and so reduce the understandable anger that people waiting there feel.

But the topping on the cake, the real kick in the proverbials is that Worthing’s A&E will likely be closed soon. An A&E that is so heavily used that a three hour waiting time can be expected on a Monday is being removed as part of the government’s ‘reform’ agenda (if you ask them) or is being removed because of funding issues (if you ask the Trust).

There is clearly no sense in this, and yet there seems like there’s nothing we can do. This hospital, like so many others under threat, is in a Conservative constituency. Any boiled-over anger will be taken out on the Labour party’s vote in an area where their challenger was beaten by the LibDem who was beaten by the Conservative MP by 20,000-odd votes!

So if you’re angry, don’t just vote Conservative at the next election. Go further, sign the KWASH petition, join the Facebook group (I’ll add a link later) and go and collect signatures for the petition yourself.


He knows who he is. Chelsea completed an excellent domestic cup double today with a sublime shot by Drogba.

Peter will be happy.