We’re bored to death of this, but I’ll harp on regardless. There is no such thing as the English Conservative party because, as with everything else in the UK, England is the default if you don’t mention Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. I think that’s a bad thing, but I don’t see it changing realistically.

But maybe it’s not that bad when you see crazy things like this:


Stifle the laughs, please.

Poor Scots, high house prices, high Council tax, too few dentists? Imagine, dear Scots, how you would be without the Barnet formula money!

Actually, they’d probably be better off because higher state spending doesn’t equate to higher quality services as the NHS vs. German Health Provision comparison should now show.