Yes, yes, I am still here!

The trouble is, you see, almost everyone in my life is complaining they’re not getting a fair share of my time. Everyone, that is, except those that get the largest share (who wish they didn’t, no doubt).

My conscience requires that my employer and constituents get a reasonable share, and my proximity and convenience have a hand. What do you, my remaining, neglected readers, think is the answer?!