Cllr. Gavin Ayling

And this latest return to form for the English football team will probably bolster take-up of rugby among school children and those aspiring to be stars. I have rarely commented about football on this blog but I feel that it is only too appropriate right now.

First, I think the commentary was wholly unfair when it came to David Beckham. Commentators and pundits all said that Crouch was the only player on form, but I believe Beckham, when he came on eventually, was outstanding.

Second, I must share with you this exclusive scoop from Southern Counties Radio just now. They know the name of the next England coach. Obviously it needs to be a safe pair of hands, someone the English can rely upon. Most of all it needs to be someone we can trust and someone who rarely makes a wrong move.

That is why it will be Alistair Darling.

According to the video he’s ‘British’. I hope that’s ignorant for “English” and not ignorant for “Welsh” because he’s too damn good. Enjoy:

He’s nine years old and been signed by Manchester United!

I forgot to post this:

Woo hoo!

What do I mean? Check it out here

He knows who he is. Chelsea completed an excellent domestic cup double today with a sublime shot by Drogba.

Peter will be happy.

Again, the bloody British National Anthem damaging the beginning of the game.

Britain and England are not the same — let’s have an anthem as Scotland and Wales do, for England.

ITV4 managed to lose the signal while Arsenal scored their first goal and, because I taped it, that meant I missed the goal completely…

Something a bit more light hearted now:

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