Stephen Fry: “… Now, how many commandments are there?”
Jimmy Carr: “Are we talking about the commandments that God dictated to Moses on Mount Sinai?”
Stephen Fry: “Yes”
Jimmy Carr: “None. Literally, none; it never happened.”
Stephen Fry: “I’d go along with that. How many are there in the bible…”

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